Zed of 2 Months Ago: You know, since I'm getting all my relocation paid for, why not take everything with me. What else am I gonna do with my textbooks and old clothes?
Zed of Today: Fuck you, Zed! Fuck you and your dumb non-thinking ass! Are you fucking serious? Do you fucking know how fucking long it takes to fucking unpack and put away all that fucking shit? What the fuck are you even going to do with it all?
Zof2MA: Really? How much stuff could I have? I am selling all my larger furniture and I've already gotten rid of a lot of stuff: clothes I never wear, DVDs, and most electronics.
ZoT: You fucking packed up chargers and adapters for devices you no longer own. You fucking shipped three sets of bed linens that had to be thrown away because they were so fucking old. You fucking dragged text books that are so out of date, you can't even donate them to the public library. Also, if you ever decide to buy another fucking coat hanger, I will fucking strangle you with it. You have more fucking coat hangers than Macy's.
Zof2MA: I'm looking forward to getting my own place, with a lot of space to stretch out. Most importantly, I'm going to grow beyond buying all my furniture from Ikea. It's time to grow up and have nice things!
ZofT: But you didn't fucking get your own fucking place did you? You didn't even get a fucking unfurnished apartment. So you had to fucking cram all of the Ikea furniture you brought anyways into a pre-furnished room full of Ikea stuff. You live in a fucking Ikea show room.
Zof2MA: It's a fresh start! Only going to take what's most important to me.
ZofT: Really. That fucking decibel meter you bought and never used. The one you were going to use to show up the shitty fuck neighbors you had from fucking two houses ago. Really.
Zof2MA: Australia, here I come!
ZofT: Next time when I move, I'm going to set fire to everything I own. Fuck.
Since nothing was paid for and we would have to carry everything on our back, we did get ride of everything and it does feel good. Try it.
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