Things I am faster than:
- Dude doing half-doggy paddle, who I had to pass this morning.
- Lifeguard, who is purposefully doing a lateral shuffle along the edge of the pool.
Things I am not faster than:
- Overweight woman power-walking in the lane next to me.
At least this is progress from last week when a child's abandoned flotation device was drifting circles around me.
you changed from 88 to of all things ZED.
ReplyDeleteI refer to make a stupid play on other peoples way of saying the last letter in our alphabet. Not happening. Stop picking gay nicknames.
A.
Well, why don't you suggest a better one, instead of just criticizing from the peanut gallery?
ReplyDelete