If 'soccer' is socialist and inherently anti-American then Ultimate Frisbee, or "Ultimate" as it's brain-washed, body-unwashed disciples refer to it, is nothing short of the gravest threat to America since all those damn communists in the US Army and Hollyweird.
Having subjected myself to my first Ultimate Frisbee game this past week, I can safely say we should do everything in our power to keep our young people from being infected by this menace.
- What kind of 'sport' does not have officiating? Who are you supposed to pay off in order to ensure a proper result for wagering?
- What kind of 'sport' has it's participants constantly motivate and encourage not only their own players, but also those of the opposition? How are you supposed to ensure that new players who don't know what they are doing, or fatties who can't keep up are discouraged right away?
- What kind of 'sport' has a prayer circle at the end, where you espouse the merits of the team that you either just crushed or were humiliated by? Are we to encourage the belief there are more important things than winning?
If we are to ensure that America's next generation of corporate raiders and political power-mongers grow up with an appreciation for right and wrong, winning and losing, the strong and the weak, we must do everything in our power to keep 'Ultimate' from our shores. Let this wretched activity fester in this land of criminals and cast-offs; leave America free to pursue sports when men can be men and women can have Title IX.
If not, it could be our 'Ultimate' downfall.
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